{"id":16,"date":"2008-04-23T11:22:50","date_gmt":"2008-04-23T18:22:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jabberwock.shadowpuppet.net\/?p=16"},"modified":"2008-04-23T11:22:50","modified_gmt":"2008-04-23T18:22:50","slug":"38-weeks-5-days","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jabberwock.shadowpuppet.net\/?p=16","title":{"rendered":"38 weeks 5 days"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Only in childbirth does the term &#8220;any day now&#8221; refer to an entire month.\u00c2\u00a0 A month of heartburn, sleepless nights, and swollen limbs.\u00c2\u00a0 I spent much of last night alternating between trying to pull in a full breath of air as the baby pressed against my lungs and swallowing down heartburn from hell.\u00c2\u00a0 Poor Adam, I think I must have woken him up more than a few times.<\/p>\n<p>I had a few contractions yesterday (real ones&#8230;not those useless Braxten Hicks), but nothing regular.\u00c2\u00a0 Went for a walk with my friend and her son then promptly came home and slept for an hour.\u00c2\u00a0 I&#8217;m trying to gather up enough motivation to call another friend and go for a walk around Greenlake (a quite ambitious 3 mile trek riddled with joggers, bikers, and housewives pushing strollers&#8230;I guess that will be me pretty soon).<\/p>\n<p>In an effort to watch less TV (this is national turn off you TV week), I searched Netflix for some interesting &#8220;watch it now&#8221; movies and found this wonderful series that aired on Showtime called &#8220;Weeds&#8221; about a suburban housewife who sells drugs to support her family.\u00c2\u00a0 I&#8217;m addicted (no pun intended) and have watched the entire first season so far this week &#8211; it doesn&#8217;t count as TV watching if you are not actually watching it on the TV.<\/p>\n<p>Time to get up and go.\u00c2\u00a0 So far I&#8217;ve been successful in obeying my number one rule for not working: GET OUTSIDE AND EXERCISE EVERYDAY.\u00c2\u00a0 The dark storm clouds are threatening to stop me today, but, hey, this is Seattle.\u00c2\u00a0 If you don&#8217;t do things in the rain, you really don&#8217;t do much of anything.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Only in childbirth does the term &#8220;any day now&#8221; refer to an entire month.\u00c2\u00a0 A month of heartburn, sleepless nights, and swollen limbs.\u00c2\u00a0 I spent much of last night alternating between trying to pull in a full breath of air as the baby pressed against my lungs and swallowing down heartburn from hell.\u00c2\u00a0 Poor Adam, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-baby-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jabberwock.shadowpuppet.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jabberwock.shadowpuppet.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jabberwock.shadowpuppet.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jabberwock.shadowpuppet.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jabberwock.shadowpuppet.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/jabberwock.shadowpuppet.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jabberwock.shadowpuppet.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jabberwock.shadowpuppet.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jabberwock.shadowpuppet.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}