{"id":52,"date":"2008-07-13T09:28:50","date_gmt":"2008-07-13T16:28:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jabberwock.shadowpuppet.net\/?p=52"},"modified":"2008-07-13T09:28:50","modified_gmt":"2008-07-13T16:28:50","slug":"growing-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jabberwock.shadowpuppet.net\/?p=52","title":{"rendered":"Growing girl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My beautiful growing girl is growing some more.\u00c2\u00a0 She woke up every hour last night to feed then insisted that 6am was wake up time.\u00c2\u00a0 I don&#8217;t know how I am able to function like this, but there must be some mommy chemical that allows women to wake up after a night like that.<\/p>\n<p>Adam and I are going to have our second date since Ilya was born this afternoon.\u00c2\u00a0 We are going to go to brunch &#8211; whoo hoo!<\/p>\n<p>Turning to more disgusting milestones, Ilya has mastered the fine art of pooping all over mommy the moment her diaper is off in the car.\u00c2\u00a0 She has done this to me two days in a row now.\u00c2\u00a0 You think i would have learned my lesson the first time, but no &#8211; I decided to change her again in the car.\u00c2\u00a0 At least her poo isn&#8217;t too smelly right now.\u00c2\u00a0 She is oh so clever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My beautiful growing girl is growing some more.\u00c2\u00a0 She woke up every hour last night to feed then insisted that 6am was wake up time.\u00c2\u00a0 I don&#8217;t know how I am able to function like this, but there must be some mommy chemical that allows women to wake up after a night like that. Adam [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-52","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-baby-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jabberwock.shadowpuppet.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jabberwock.shadowpuppet.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jabberwock.shadowpuppet.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jabberwock.shadowpuppet.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jabberwock.shadowpuppet.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=52"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/jabberwock.shadowpuppet.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jabberwock.shadowpuppet.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=52"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jabberwock.shadowpuppet.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=52"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jabberwock.shadowpuppet.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=52"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}