{"id":57,"date":"2008-07-22T11:21:53","date_gmt":"2008-07-22T18:21:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jabberwock.shadowpuppet.net\/?p=57"},"modified":"2008-07-22T11:21:53","modified_gmt":"2008-07-22T18:21:53","slug":"my-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jabberwock.shadowpuppet.net\/?p=57","title":{"rendered":"my day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up this morning at 5:30 and sleepily reached over to feed Ilya before either of us had a chance to fully awake only to discover that it was not her squirmy body that had awaken me&#8230;it was something far worse.\u00c2\u00a0 I had Ilya pressed against my side but my entire arm felt&#8230;wet.\u00c2\u00a0 It was far too cool to be sweat.\u00c2\u00a0 I silently prayed that it was just a leaky pee diaper.\u00c2\u00a0 Then I felt the grains.\u00c2\u00a0 Ilya had exploded her little disposable diaper at both ends soaking the bed in both pee and poop.\u00c2\u00a0 Just so you know the type of person that I have become &#8211; I threw a burp rag over that offending area, changed Ilya, washed my arm off, and went back to sleep.\u00c2\u00a0 Sleep is precious.\u00c2\u00a0 I washed the sheets when I woke up three hours later.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up this morning at 5:30 and sleepily reached over to feed Ilya before either of us had a chance to fully awake only to discover that it was not her squirmy body that had awaken me&#8230;it was something far worse.\u00c2\u00a0 I had Ilya pressed against my side but my entire arm felt&#8230;wet.\u00c2\u00a0 It [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-57","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-baby-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jabberwock.shadowpuppet.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jabberwock.shadowpuppet.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jabberwock.shadowpuppet.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jabberwock.shadowpuppet.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jabberwock.shadowpuppet.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=57"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/jabberwock.shadowpuppet.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":58,"href":"http:\/\/jabberwock.shadowpuppet.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57\/revisions\/58"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jabberwock.shadowpuppet.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=57"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jabberwock.shadowpuppet.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=57"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jabberwock.shadowpuppet.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=57"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}